Sunday
Sunday is a stupid day, I think so anyways. I don’t really have any solid evidence, its just this feeling. Sunday is between Saturday, the best day of the week, and Monday, the worst day of the week, so its the transition piece between good and evil, and therein lies the reason its a stupid day. Either way, today was Sunday and I had to wake up and go to an apple orchard farm and pick fruit with my family. I do not have to tell you that anything involving my extended family is never a joyous happy occasion. I’m convinced its because there are so many females. All that bitchiness and estrogen in one place is just bound to lead to a a breakdown. Thankfully, we were on a farm, which are large so I just escaped from that shit, ate about 75 different fruit, because apparently on this farm “sampling is NOT STEALING”. I figure if I ever become homeless and poor, which i’m seriously considering thats how much i dislike this gap and because if i quick papa H would be like ‘see ya’ but not for real because he loves me too much, ANYWAYS i figure if i ever become poor and homeless i will just hike it over to this farm and eat the fruit and veggies. They also make pies and stuff, and Ryan said to me “it would be too easy to steal from here”. Don’t ask me why Ryan walks into a store and rates a store on how easy/hard it is to steal from it, but it happens. So basically, I’m all set if my careers falls through. I will just live on this farm and stockpile for the winter and live in a cave. I will be healthy and one with nature.
Download “like eating glass” by bloc party. I enjoy bloc party a tremendous amount. Bloc Party, KOL, and Snow Patrol are the three bands whose music I just keep going back too. I don’t know. They are my fav bands I decided. Because usually I download a song and I’ll listen to it 78 times on repeat and then I went to rip my eyeballs out because i’ve listened to the song so much, that i could probably play all the instruments in it. But with them, I can go back and listen to it over and over again and be like THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG IN THE ENTIRE WORLD HOLY CRAP. I also like Lady Gaga, she has a great voice. I just wish she wouldn’t wear feather wreaths on her head, and cover her face in red lace. Also, I’m keeping my fingers crossed that she is a woman, and isn’t secretly hiding a penis. I feel like I would be disappointed.
TEXT ME YOU LITTLE BOOB.