September 2009
21 posts
WHAT AM I DOING?!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HELP ME
Andy Samberg: I don’t date in the office, so keep it in your pants
Megan Fox: Keep what in my pants?
Andy Samberg:…….your boob.
Megan Fox: Keep my boob in my pants?
Andy Samberg: Yep.
Megan Fox: You’re an idiot.
She was actually sort of funny. I’m looking forward to this.
Yeah whateva, i put adam at first EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES, EVERYBODY HAS THOSE DAYS.
I JUST LIKE THIS SONG OKAY.
me and you are from...
Alright, so i went to get my legs sugared today, which was hell let me tell you. But what i decided to tell you is this. As my aunt was putting the sugar on my legs, i would hold my breathe because i knew the pain was about to show up. It was this tingly feeling all over my body that was undoubtly uncomfortable. It automatically reminded me of two things. him and you. it used to be that he was the...
Sunday
Sunday is a stupid day, I think so anyways. I don’t really have any solid evidence, its just this feeling. Sunday is between Saturday, the best day of the week, and Monday, the worst day of the week, so its the transition piece between good and evil, and therein lies the reason its a stupid day. Either way, today was Sunday and I had to wake up and go to an apple orchard farm and pick fruit...
JUST THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW
that your last like 4 posts have been you claiming you were going to write more later, or “save it for class” or some crap. AND YOU HAVE FAILED TO DO ANY OF THOSE.Its fine, I know you have a life or whatever and I’m just the loser who sits with her mom but DON’T FORGET ABOUT THE LITTLE PEOPLE.
Just thought i’d let you know, you know lay the guilt on real thick. See...
also
did you see how much of an asshole kanye west was?
if i was taylor i would have dropped kicked him right in the dick.
I miss you I miss you I miss you I miss you I miss...
So, last night was cool. I drank too much. I don’t know what it is, but Absolut, absolutely fucks me up. Its balls. Anyways, went to the party it was fun, literally there were only gay guys, and the ones that weren’t gay were either dirty, or stoned out of their minds. Anyways, so I fell asleep and then woke up and drove home, pretty sure i was still drunk. I stopped and got mcdonalds...
i forgot how funny you thought that whale joke was.
I spent all day thinking about it.
please telephone me on the phone. i’m sick of that skype noise. i’ll pay gina for you.
hi my name is bob, and i work at my job.
k my name is actually amanda, and i do work at my job but i don’t have a problem with that little white rock so i think i’m good. but i do have a problem that i guess sort of parrallels bobs problem. hopefully i will know the color of my daughters eyes though.
i need you. but you are a granny and you are sleeping.
K it goes like this. Its the same things over and over and over. And i...
remember..
lifewithoutyou1:
mmkay. i was in the showa this morning and i looked down and saw that oh so memorable vera wang shower gel.. so we are going to take a little trip down memory lane and remember how i came to aquire such shower gel.
from what i can remember. we were at that party. and had somehow made our way to the upstairs bathroom with spencer and elisa, who i think were in the bathtub. we...
Us.
(812): McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!….how many u want? (1-812): All of them
This would happen. We would break the bank. Take out loans, chu know the drill.
Trips.
K, so there are approximately 2 months and 2 weeks until I see you again. That’s okay. I think we can do it. I was trying to decide between coming in november and coming in december after boxing day and being there for new years. At the beginning of this post I was convinced I was gonna come down in november, now I think december would be better, because you won’t have school and in...
I wish he was all up in my george foreman.
K OMG. When I was at work today, I was just minding my own business folding shirts hating life, you know. WHEN MY LIFE CHANGED FOREVER. This man walked in, and he had on ray ban glasses, like seeing eye glasses, he was wearing the sickest man jeans i had ever seen and like a nice top and i was like WHOA. He was probably the hottest guy I have ever seen in my life. Get this, picture prescott but...
“i love you also means i love you more than anyone loves you, or has loved you,...”
– jonathan safran foer, everything is illuminated rickahh, morecarefree (via wehadthestars) (via m-m-marije) (via precipice)
this confused me, so i think it will confuse you, but in short. I love you.
I miss Gina.
I miss gina. I miss dan the man, and his hairy arms. I was thinking about it the other day, I used to make dan laugh alot, before. I don’t do that anymore. It made me realize how true that journal entry you read to me was. I did put so much of my worth into that relationship. It makes me sad.
I miss you. I started to feel it today. I don’t know how to describe it. For the past week,...
i’m waiting for you to come on skype because my phone is all the way in the kitchen and i just worked for 7 hours and my feet hurt and i already walked all the way from the kitchen to the bedroom and i don’t wanna walk back. so come on skype. goddamn. fuck, i’m gonna have to get up out of bed and text you aren’t i?
also, my car? its bomb. except for the fact that it...