November 2009
1 post
YO YOU MOTHER EFFER
if this blog is any parrallel for our life relationship then we are AN EMPTY SHELL. we are nothing.
this is RIDICULOUS.
wanna know what i did today? worked, basically talked to only strangers all day, sat in traffic for AN HOUR. AN HOUR in halifax. fuck this. then i went to my aunts house and say EVA AND JACOBB. The only way i want kids is if they are exactly like those ones. and then i came...
October 2009
1 post
Dude.
This dude, scott likes you so much it makes me want to vomit. but in a good way. like he likes you so much. I have so much to tell you.
also, i think i might have a tonsil nugget and therefore i want to kill myself.
September 2009
21 posts
WHAT AM I DOING?!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HELP ME
Andy Samberg: I don’t date in the office, so keep it in your pants
Megan Fox: Keep what in my pants?
Andy Samberg:…….your boob.
Megan Fox: Keep my boob in my pants?
Andy Samberg: Yep.
Megan Fox: You’re an idiot.
She was actually sort of funny. I’m looking forward to this.
Yeah whateva, i put adam at first EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES, EVERYBODY HAS THOSE DAYS.
I JUST LIKE THIS SONG OKAY.
me and you are from...
Alright, so i went to get my legs sugared today, which was hell let me tell you. But what i decided to tell you is this. As my aunt was putting the sugar on my legs, i would hold my breathe because i knew the pain was about to show up. It was this tingly feeling all over my body that was undoubtly uncomfortable. It automatically reminded me of two things. him and you. it used to be that he was the...
Sunday
Sunday is a stupid day, I think so anyways. I don’t really have any solid evidence, its just this feeling. Sunday is between Saturday, the best day of the week, and Monday, the worst day of the week, so its the transition piece between good and evil, and therein lies the reason its a stupid day. Either way, today was Sunday and I had to wake up and go to an apple orchard farm and pick fruit...
JUST THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW
that your last like 4 posts have been you claiming you were going to write more later, or “save it for class” or some crap. AND YOU HAVE FAILED TO DO ANY OF THOSE.Its fine, I know you have a life or whatever and I’m just the loser who sits with her mom but DON’T FORGET ABOUT THE LITTLE PEOPLE.
Just thought i’d let you know, you know lay the guilt on real thick. See...
also
did you see how much of an asshole kanye west was?
if i was taylor i would have dropped kicked him right in the dick.
I miss you I miss you I miss you I miss you I miss...
So, last night was cool. I drank too much. I don’t know what it is, but Absolut, absolutely fucks me up. Its balls. Anyways, went to the party it was fun, literally there were only gay guys, and the ones that weren’t gay were either dirty, or stoned out of their minds. Anyways, so I fell asleep and then woke up and drove home, pretty sure i was still drunk. I stopped and got mcdonalds...
i forgot how funny you thought that whale joke was.
I spent all day thinking about it.
please telephone me on the phone. i’m sick of that skype noise. i’ll pay gina for you.
hi my name is bob, and i work at my job.
k my name is actually amanda, and i do work at my job but i don’t have a problem with that little white rock so i think i’m good. but i do have a problem that i guess sort of parrallels bobs problem. hopefully i will know the color of my daughters eyes though.
i need you. but you are a granny and you are sleeping.
K it goes like this. Its the same things over and over and over. And i...
remember..
lifewithoutyou1:
mmkay. i was in the showa this morning and i looked down and saw that oh so memorable vera wang shower gel.. so we are going to take a little trip down memory lane and remember how i came to aquire such shower gel.
from what i can remember. we were at that party. and had somehow made our way to the upstairs bathroom with spencer and elisa, who i think were in the bathtub. we...
Us.
(812): McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!….how many u want? (1-812): All of them
This would happen. We would break the bank. Take out loans, chu know the drill.
Trips.
K, so there are approximately 2 months and 2 weeks until I see you again. That’s okay. I think we can do it. I was trying to decide between coming in november and coming in december after boxing day and being there for new years. At the beginning of this post I was convinced I was gonna come down in november, now I think december would be better, because you won’t have school and in...
I wish he was all up in my george foreman.
K OMG. When I was at work today, I was just minding my own business folding shirts hating life, you know. WHEN MY LIFE CHANGED FOREVER. This man walked in, and he had on ray ban glasses, like seeing eye glasses, he was wearing the sickest man jeans i had ever seen and like a nice top and i was like WHOA. He was probably the hottest guy I have ever seen in my life. Get this, picture prescott but...
“i love you also means i love you more than anyone loves you, or has loved you,...”
– jonathan safran foer, everything is illuminated rickahh, morecarefree (via wehadthestars) (via m-m-marije) (via precipice)
this confused me, so i think it will confuse you, but in short. I love you.
I miss Gina.
I miss gina. I miss dan the man, and his hairy arms. I was thinking about it the other day, I used to make dan laugh alot, before. I don’t do that anymore. It made me realize how true that journal entry you read to me was. I did put so much of my worth into that relationship. It makes me sad.
I miss you. I started to feel it today. I don’t know how to describe it. For the past week,...
i’m waiting for you to come on skype because my phone is all the way in the kitchen and i just worked for 7 hours and my feet hurt and i already walked all the way from the kitchen to the bedroom and i don’t wanna walk back. so come on skype. goddamn. fuck, i’m gonna have to get up out of bed and text you aren’t i?
also, my car? its bomb. except for the fact that it...
August 2009
17 posts
Bonjour mon petite drunk.
So, you are in montreal right now drunk off your tits. I’m sitting in my cousins room surrounding by a talking, moving panda and the most pink i have ever seen in my life. Who has the cooler life? I hate to break it to you, but I’m winning by a landslide here clearly. He still doesn’t have his phone back. I am going a little tiny bit nutso. Its alright though, because you just...
I decided I would name my car Lindsay considering it is going to be my best friend. I also decided that you are for serious coming here on christmas break. I don’t care what you say or what you think. I will throw a bag over your head and SHOVE you on the plane if I have too. It wouldn’t be a very fun trip if I had to do that though, so maybe you should just love me and come to...
(559): i’m officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
this is our new plan. good times are bound to occur.
:(
I very desperately need to talk to about something that is desperate and stupid. I NEED YOUR SENSE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I HAVE NONE. ABSOLUTELY NONE. Apparently my brain can’t process anything. Apparently my brain is the most unintelligent brain in the world. I can deal with having an unintelligent brain, but what i can’t handle is having an unintelligent heart. MY HEAR IS THE DUMBEST...
your mother is so fat, that when she jump foooo joooyyyyyyy…….she got stuck.
okay, fank you.
Lindsay: Hey guess what?
Amanda: What?
Lindsay: I have a penis!
(716): Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before...
all i wanted when i was home, was mcdonalds breakfast. with you. but we never even went, because we couldnt even wake up before 10 30. now i will never have it. they don’t even have mcdonalds in halifax.
i just lied, but thats alright. i don’t really want to wake up before 10 30 unless its to you telling me you don’t like me. I never told you but, thats the best way to...
Skype
It makes it so much easier. But hanging up, and not seeing your face, made my stomach hurt, because you aren’t actually right there. You are miles away, sitting on the most uncomfortable couch in the world, watching the trashiest televsion ever made. But I would rather be there than here any day.
This song is very happy for me. If you don’t...
Yo Jobin
K i don’t even really know how to spell jobin. but if my name was jobin, i would like to spell it that way. Eva and Jacob are going to come over today, and we are going to eat corn. Apparently Eva is going to die over Lulu, and then I realized that I should have taken that Build-A-Bear membership. Oh well. I’m sure you will get like 80 now and make them all your friends or something.
...
i’m here now. i feel lonely already.
i’m stupid.
“Don’t be dismayed at goodbyes, a farewell is necessary before you can meet...”
I'll see you there, or I will see you on another...
I’m sitting here in an essentially empty apartment. Its only a skeleton of what it used to be. It just makes me think about how people bring life to things. An apartment would just be an empty box if people didn’t come in with their secrets, messes and stories. People bring other people to life too. You’ve helped me realize it.
Sad memories stick with you. That’s why...
I wonder what its going to be like. I wonder what life without you is going to be like. I wonder what life without everyone I’ve grown with, and without everyone I love is going to be like.
Mama packed for me today. It makes it real. My dad asked me what it was like to see my life in boxes. It made me realize that my life isn’t in the boxes. My life is with me. Everywhere I go. I...
This is how it works..
Lindsay and I live far apart now, so life sucks. But we decided that since our lives center aroudn our macbooks, we would use this blog (mine) and her blog (lifewithoutyou1.tumblr.com) to keep the other one filled in. Its our way of staying best friends, because we do what we want.
Also, the plan is to be so compelling, witty and charming that our blog will become so popular, it becomes a tv...