Apart.

YO YOU MOTHER EFFER

if this blog is any parrallel for our life relationship then we are AN EMPTY SHELL. we are nothing.

this is RIDICULOUS.

wanna know what i did today? worked, basically talked to only strangers all day, sat in traffic for AN HOUR. AN HOUR in halifax. fuck this. then i went to my aunts house and say EVA AND JACOBB. The only way i want kids is if they are exactly like those ones. and then i came home and sat in my bed like i always do.

i don’t know why i did this. but who knows. maybe this one post will change my life and i will become fammouuuussssse. that e was intentional.

Dude.

This dude, scott likes you so much it makes me want to vomit. but in a good way. like he likes you so much. I have so much to tell you.

also, i think i might have a tonsil nugget and therefore i want to kill myself.

WHAT AM I DOING?!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HELP ME

Andy Samberg: I don’t date in the office, so keep it in your pants

Megan Fox: Keep what in my pants?

Andy Samberg:…….your boob.

Megan Fox: Keep my boob in my pants?

Andy Samberg: Yep.

Megan Fox: You’re an idiot.

She was actually sort of funny. I’m looking forward to this.

Yeah whateva, i put adam at first EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES, EVERYBODY HAS THOSE DAYS.

Alright, so i went to get my legs sugared today, which was hell let me tell you. But what i decided to tell you is this. As my aunt was putting the sugar on my legs, i would hold my breathe because i knew the pain was about to show up. It was this tingly feeling all over my body that was undoubtly uncomfortable. It automatically reminded me of two things. him and you. it used to be that he was the release of the air, instead of pain it was this unexplainable relief. i was wound up until he unwound me. It reminded me of you because that is how i feel constantly now. As though i’m holding my breath or i’m tightly wound and its how i go about everyday. I feel like once my friggin plane lands and i see your face in real life, i will unwind.

you know, this is just the stuff i think about while i get the hair on my legs RIPPED OUT AND I’M BLINDED BY PAIN. I have gorgeous legs now, so maybe its worth it. or maybe the pain and the resulting wonderfulness just cancel each other out so i really have no feelings on the subject. The movie Couples Retreat comes out October 9th, which is the friday i’m there, so the plan is, dinner movie drunken mess downtown. k its gonna be great. miss you.

Sunday

Sunday is a stupid day, I think so anyways. I don’t really have any solid evidence, its just this feeling. Sunday is between Saturday, the best day of the week, and Monday, the worst day of the week, so its the transition piece between good and evil, and therein lies the reason its a stupid day. Either way, today was Sunday and I had to wake up and go to an apple orchard farm and pick fruit with my family. I do not have to tell you that anything involving my extended family is never a joyous happy occasion. I’m convinced its because there are so many females. All that bitchiness and estrogen in one place is just bound to lead to a a breakdown. Thankfully, we were on a farm, which are large so I just escaped from that shit, ate about 75 different fruit, because apparently on this farm “sampling is NOT STEALING”. I figure if I ever become homeless and poor, which i’m seriously considering thats how much i dislike this gap and because if i quick papa H would be like ‘see ya’ but not for real because he loves me too much, ANYWAYS i figure if i ever become poor and homeless i will just hike it over to this farm and eat the fruit and veggies. They also make pies and stuff, and Ryan said to me “it would be too easy to steal from here”. Don’t ask me why Ryan walks into a store and rates a store on how easy/hard it is to steal from it, but it happens. So basically, I’m all set if my careers falls through. I will just live on this farm and stockpile for the winter and live in a cave. I will be healthy and one with nature.

Download “like eating glass” by bloc party. I enjoy bloc party a tremendous amount. Bloc Party, KOL, and Snow Patrol are the three bands whose music I just keep going back too. I don’t know. They are my fav bands I decided. Because usually I download a song and I’ll listen to it 78 times on repeat and then I went to rip my eyeballs out because i’ve listened to the song so much, that i could probably play all the instruments in it. But with them, I can go back and listen to it over and over again and be like THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG IN THE ENTIRE WORLD HOLY CRAP. I also like Lady Gaga, she has a great voice. I just wish she wouldn’t wear feather wreaths on her head, and cover her face in red lace. Also, I’m keeping my fingers crossed that she is a woman, and isn’t secretly hiding a penis. I feel like I would be disappointed.

TEXT ME YOU LITTLE BOOB.

JUST THOUGHT I’D LET YOU KNOW

that your last like 4 posts have been you claiming you were going to write more later, or “save it for class” or some crap. AND YOU HAVE FAILED TO DO ANY OF THOSE.Its fine, I know you have a life or whatever and I’m just the loser who sits with her mom but DON’T FORGET ABOUT THE LITTLE PEOPLE.

Just thought i’d let you know, you know lay the guilt on real thick. See how it works out.

k happy day that dan had a second kid. don’t even worry, i have a shit ton of these. I’m not saying happy birthday to you 76 times today.